Once upon a time, a fellow wanted to increase cigarette sales and couldn’t think of how to do it. He pondered this and percolated upon that. Sadly, he just could not create a solution.
Until that is he came across some very wacky theories developed by those zany Germans in the 1850s called ‘psychology’. As it happened, this young fellow was a nephew of S. Freud and began meta-cogitating on the images which both plague and empower humanity.
‘Oh! Cigarettes are penises and women like them so let’s use cigarettes as symbols of female empowerment!’
Sales of fags boomed and since then hourly rates have plummeted. Women, most of whom did not want it, were given the vote, a voice in parliament, and were allowed to drive their own car. Good heavens!
By the 1950s, Women’s Liberation had taken root. The CWA begun spreading across the effluent world. People were realising that women were not silent recipients of existence but exploitable commodities, just like men.
The First Wave, the Second, then the Third, and now the Fourth, of Feminism, have crashed upon the shores of the World As Built By Men.
Universities, government, home live and, dare I assert, masculine psychology, are now all swayed by the petticoats and makeover aficionados: viva la femme!
However, not all is well. Scholastic outcomes and reputations are evaporating. Politics is no longer servant to the civil society but headless chicken to a mass of confused zombies. Men are neurotic messes and women are abject sociopaths. The soul has fled from our great Western Culture.
Dare I say that women are incapable of excellence? NAY!
Dare I presume the oestrogen complex a feeble basis for our species? NEVER!
Then what am I construing from observation?
I construe that the majority of women who take power do so from a position of spite, not pride.
I declare that the Fourth Wave of Feminism, much like its three predecessors, are mere reactions to men and have nothing to do with women as a valuable and unique identity.
(This would explain way so many women have welcomed the abject self-hatred of so many trans women as intrinsic allies against men.)
I propose that no advancement of humanity may come through feminism or feminists until they change their location from a reaction to men and all men have created, such as roads, water utilities and hospitals, to an appreciation of what women do, have, and are.
Unless of course there is nothing of value there, my dear lady?
Woman.
Find her value.