He sneaks into my bedroom.
Darkness.
White skin in the darkness.
He creeps onto my bed.
Naked white skin in the darkness.
The birds, the magpies,
Sing-song
Warbling
Silhouetting
Melodic predawn.
White paper black printer
Pdf fill in not fill in not cleared print out
Redownload reprint
Blue ball point pen
Fill in the blanks.
> Have you recovered?
>> Yes much better now.
> How’s your day?
>> Saw a hot guy you’d like.
> Wish we were together.
>> Me too.
> Amore <
Short, hairless, muscle-bound, kind
Soft
Gentle
Apologetic
Pensive co-workers map the tree roots.
Dash BUT slow driver doing 15kph
Dash BUT lights and lights and lights and lights and lights and lights and lights
Dash BUT no car parking yet Oh! there she is…
‘Hello TAFE calling we blah blah blah excuses explanations etc…’
Sorry need to park I have an appointment. ‘Huh?’
What does he want?
What will we do?
Finally get to do?
Six sessions constant requesting
Wait for the other client to visit the chemist.
‘NOT ‘maladaptive’!’
‘Not what you want.’
‘Not how you say it.’
‘Not what is right.’
‘Ok. Fine. We’ll do what you’ve been asking for two months. Whatever.’
Oh 95 so cheap!
Wrong side of the car!
<Dash the car to the opposite side of the pumps!>
Oh get a cofy and choko here!
Oh what a CUTE car, my Jazzy Blues!
Where to park?
Hello!
‘We hava slight emergency:
The floor:’ <rubber surfacing bubbled and slashed and miserable>
Ok. No worries.
Shiny shiny chrome
Boing boing rubber seals
Green Porsche 356
Chop chop shove shove
Oops!
Spray the adhesive
Let cure
Press down
Some pop back up
Car batteries are very good weights.
‘Sister’s eye surgery: expensive and multiple failures’
WTF that’s horrible!
How irritated is your sister?
‘I have good eyesight and I’m slim. She hates me.’
Hahaha! Sorry. I have a black sense of humour.
‘Oh, I say old chap!’
Jolly good Morgan. Has a Ford V8.
Lovely number this one. Very tasty.
‘On 12 month probation, now.’
That small Beema might help protect your points.
Darkness falling
Chat the good ole days
Darkness falls
Chat cars and cars
Darkness fallen.
Spanish wine and Greek dips
Yo-yo calls, missed, call Yo-yo back:
‘Hello? Hello? Heeeellllooooo? Please leave a message at the tone.’
You stupid fuckwit
‘Hhahaha ahhaha ahaahhaa!’
‘Now, let us move on to a sensible-‘
HAHAHAAHAHAHAA!
‘Stop laughing you imbecile!’
The only sensible thing anyone did in our family was you buying that Nissan Skyline.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Oh, I just realised
No one in the Black-Brown family has ever done anything silly.
‘It’s going to take a very long time with him.’
…
I know.
Have you ever done anything silly?
‘I’ve been silly with you.’
Yes but has anyone in your family ever done anything silly? Ever?
‘Um… no. I don’t think so.’
Nightmare Level.
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