You have been given a choice. You may not choose between them, only from either provided. If you do not agree to choose from these two options, you face scathing vehemence and possible unemployment. Choose well. This is your final chance.
Male
Female
Do not presume to know which is which! XX chromosomes means a female biology and XY male HOWEVER do not dare be so presumptuous! Many people have decided that biology is the true hegemony, the ultimate fascism, and both these irksome phenomena to be stridently fought against.
Hence, Dear Reader, you may have chosen ignorantly… and to your peril.
Some long-haired, make-up wearing and higher-pitched people who sport breasts and wombs demand to be referred to as ‘guys’; some long-haired, make-up wearing and higher-pitched people who sport breasts but not wombs demand to be referred to as ‘women’.
‘What is the meaning of all of this?’ – Klingon High Chancellor Azetbur, Khitomer, 1991.
It means, willing supplicant, that chaos is encroaching upon our civilisation. It means, confused recipient, that who you think you are is now up for debate, and a debate driven by ideologues; certainly not by common sense.
So it is, with the utmost audacity, that I, the maligned author of this article, do propose a third option: ‘trans’.
Until recently, trans was the appellation to apply to anyone who had transitioned sexes and gender identity and the appellation was clear and denotive, just as male and female are. BP (Before Politicisation), being a trans-woman or a trans-man was just a fact as is being a woman or a man.
Yet something wicked this way comes!*
*Scurrying sounds of spiteful arachnids. (Please refer to Thus Spoke Zarathustra if possess a morbidly curious.)
Oh, please, bitches. Be proud of your journey in transitioning! We gays embraced our differences, our uniqueness, why can’t yous? And if you look like a woman, have XX chromosomes, and act like a woman, you are never gonna be a ‘guy’. Nope. Never. Please be proud to be a ‘girl’ or a ‘woman’.
Self-rejection and conversion to the opposite. Thought that shit was done with in the fucking 80s.
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